Santa & Banta Jokes for What's App

Ye pdho nya aya h 

Santa & Banta ne 1-1 Ghoda kharida.
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Dono Ne Socha Ki, "Ghode 'CHANGE'
na ho jaye, isliye koi nishani rehna
chahiye".
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Santa ne apne Ghode ki punchh kaat
di.

Unke mohalle ke bachche bade
shararti the, unhone Banta ke Ghode
ki bhi punchh kaat di.
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Santa ne Ghode ka 1Kaan kaat diya,
toh bachchon ne Banta ke Ghode ka
bhi 1Kaan kaat diya.
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Santa ne 2nd Kaan kaat diya,
bachchon ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ka
2nd Kaan kaat diya.
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Santa ne apne Ghode ki 1Taang kaat
di, bachchon ne Banta ke Ghode ki
bhi 1Taang kaat di.
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Santa ne 2nd Taang kaati toh
bachchon ne bhi 2nd Taang kaat
diye.
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Santa ne 1Aankh fhod di, bachchon
ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ki 1Aankh
fhod di.
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Santa ne 2nd Aankh fhodi toh
bachchon ne bhi 2nd Aankh fhod di.
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Pareshan hokar Santa ne apne ghode
ke saare Daant ukhaad diye toh
bachchon ne bhi Banta ke Ghode ke
saare Daant ukhaad diye.
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Anth mein haar maankar Santa-Banta
ne milkar 'DIMAAG' lagaya ??
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Aur finally dono ne decide kiya ki....
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Kaala Ghoda, Santa Ka.
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Safed Ghoda Banta Ka.